Gore Embraces Obama
In Detroit Monday (6/16)— Al “I knows science when I sees it” Gore embraced Barack Obama for the presidential race. Rumors of a fondle and a nuzzle were quickly dismissed. And, though there may have been a quick peck on the cheek, tongues were not in evidence. Okay, maybe just a little pinch on the tush before dancing across the stage after a rather uncomfortable moment of indecision over who should lead.
“Take it from me, elections matter,” said Ex-VP Gore as he caressed the microphone and winked.
Gore also responded to rumors that Obama carries the mark of the beast: “I have studied the science and the debate is over. Sen. Obama does not have the mark of the beast upon him, but he does have a cute 999 tatoo.”
“After eight years of incompetence, neglect and failure, we need change,” Gore said. “After eight years when our Constitution has been dishonored and disrespected, we need changes.”
This is why elections matter Al. And, after eight years of incompetence, neglect and failure; and eight years of the Constitution being dishonored and disrespected we (count the votes again if you like) elected George Bush. And, history will prove that the people made the correct choice. Now go suck an egg Al and stop trying to screw up our country.
