Osama Bin Laden’s Carbon Footprint
Given the number of suicide bombings in addition to the murders of 9/11, Bin Laden has to have a carbon footprint that makes Shaq’s footprint look like a little china girl.
Additionally, how many goats does he own? Is he collecting the manure and putting it in a digester to convert it to methane? Has he erected even one wind turbine?
The short answer: No.
Not only is he a murderer, possible goat abuser, and in need of a bath, but he hasn’t purchased a single carbon credit from the Carbon Credit Warehouse!
This guy is a menace to the planet on multiple levels, and where are the environmentalists and the green party? They should be marshalling their vast resources and begin filing lawsuits!
They should organize the “Mean Greenies” hit squad and take him out before he utters one more ounce of oral flatulence. Come on you rabid environmentalists, put your rhetoric aside and actually do something to save the planet for a change.
