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Ridiculous Carbon Credit Summit

March 21st, 2008

There’s a Press release out yesterday about another summit to “Focus on Structuring Carbon Credit Investments and Emissions Trading Strategies”. Can you believe that?

This is a summit for people to gather and discuss “investments” in this scam all over the world! It’s the Carbon Credit Huckster Summit! Even more amazing, it’s the SECOND one, so you know people made money on the first one!

 

Your Taxes For Carbon Credits?

December 14th, 2007

by Kyle Evans–Carbon Credit Warehouse

 Are your representatives using your tax dollars to buy carbon credits? Did they ask for your approval? Probably not.

 

UN Conference a Bali High

December 11th, 2007

Skeptical Scientists Urge World To ‘Have the Courage to Do Nothing’ At UN Conference

BALI, Indonesia - An international team of scientists skeptical of man-made climate fears promoted by the UN and former Vice President Al Gore, descended on Bali this week to urge the world to “have the courage to do nothing” in response to UN demands.

 

Climate Summit Hot Air

December 7th, 2007

The hypocrisy of this entire endeavor is self evident as reported in this article from Bloomberg. I could make a lot of snarky comments on this, but Morales and Chipman have done such an excellent job we’ve included their article in full. All I can add is not one delegate has purchased a carbon credit from the Carbon Credit Warehouse. 

 

China Begs World for Technology

November 30th, 2007

By Chris Buckley and Gerard Wynn of Reuters with elegant commentary from Those Jerks at Carbon Credit Warehouse.

BEIJING (Reuters) - Beijing is reluctant to set itself international targets to fight climate change without financial assistance from industrialized countries, a senior climate change official, Gao Guangsheng, said on Thursday.

 

Your Taxes for Carbon Credits

November 28th, 2007

Breaking news!

Research done here at Carbon Credit Warehouse has uncovered that the State of Oregon has been purchasing carbon credits without taxpayer approval. The story broke tonight on the Victoria Taft show on AM 860 KPAM in Portland, Oregon.

 

Emergency! Sky Falling

September 28th, 2007

Gore calls for ‘global Marshall plan’

By Daniel Pimlott-FinancialTimes With commentary added by Those Jerks at CarbonCreditWarehouse.com

Al Gore, the former US vice-president, on Wednesday called for a “Marshall plan” to make job creation
and measures to address climate change compatible and urged President George W. Bush to commit to mandatory cuts in carbon
dioxide emissions.

 

Dems Say: Tax You!

September 27th, 2007

Plan Uses Taxes to Fight Climate Change
By H. JOSEF HEBERT
The Associated Press
Wednesday, September 26, 2007; 7:34 PM

WASHINGTON — Dealing with global warming will be painful, says one of the most powerful Democrats in Congress. To back up his claim he is proposing a recipe many people won’t like _ a 50-cent gasoline tax, a carbon tax and scaling back tax breaks for some home owners.

 

Osama Bin Laden’s Carbon Footprint

September 11th, 2007

Given the number of suicide bombings in addition to the murders of 9/11, Bin Laden has to have a carbon footprint that makes Shaq’s footprint look like a little china girl.

Additionally, how many goats does he own? Is he collecting the manure and putting it in a digester to convert it to methane? Has he erected even one wind turbine?

 

Global Warming a Good Thing?

September 6th, 2007

According to some scientists (possibly those who fed us the fear of a new ice age back in the ’70’s) we are in an ice age “pause.”

An ice age can have a “pause” lasting thousands of years. They theorize that human activity has created greenhouse gases such as CO2 in quantities high enough to cause the entire planet to warm thus extending the “pause.”